Tuesday, February 27, 2007

February 27, 2007

Today, I will make candy from a baby.

I will sell this candy and donate my profits to a pro-life group thus ensuring that any further candies made from babies will be flavored with delicious irony. And probably sesame seeds.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I CAN TURN DIAMONDS INTO JELLY BEANS

matt.roche said...

there was no place for a suggestion for what the "joke blog" should be called - A Jihad!
good?

DMW said...

Bonk: does that make you happy?