Today I will begin selling tickets to next year's leap day party. Tickets are 29 American dollars apiece. My efforts will save the world from the looming global depression (both financial and emotional).
FYI: The party is scheduled to take place from 6:00 PM to 12:00 AM on February 29, 2008 and will be located inside of Dick Cheney's skull, so there's only room for six to seven thousand people.
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If the venue fills will there an anex space for the over flow. Is all of Chenneys body vacant? Are we able to reserve space now? Are there any "fixer upper" spaces that I can get at a discount rate; like the heart for instance, I know that space is pretty chared and slightly haunted but has updated electrical which would be usefull.
Levi: Your questions are awesome! Hooray!!!
Overflow? No way. If you can't afford to buy the ticket RIGHT NOW, you're going to have to watch it on TV.
As far as Cheney's insides go, I think that they are up for grabs, but I don't trust that it's a sound investment. And I hear people are afraid to walk around there at night. But I'm no real estator!!!!
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