Today I will begin selling tickets to next year's leap day party. Tickets are 29 American dollars apiece. My efforts will save the world from the looming global depression (both financial and emotional).
FYI: The party is scheduled to take place from 6:00 PM to 12:00 AM on February 29, 2008 and will be located inside of Dick Cheney's skull, so there's only room for six to seven thousand people.
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
February 27, 2007
Today, I will make candy from a baby.
I will sell this candy and donate my profits to a pro-life group thus ensuring that any further candies made from babies will be flavored with delicious irony. And probably sesame seeds.
I will sell this candy and donate my profits to a pro-life group thus ensuring that any further candies made from babies will be flavored with delicious irony. And probably sesame seeds.
Monday, February 26, 2007
February 26, 2007
Today I will name my dog Martin Scorsese and present him with an Oscar Meyer weiner.
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