November 16, 2008 - Editor's Log

Changing things up in a more serious way rather than making glib statements and hoping for chuckles.

Editing a video in Kansas City for a project known as Whoop Dee Doo

Have 12 tapes, 1 deck and capture station, and 1 editing station in a hotel room in K.C.

Need a __ minute long demo of a performance done by about 3:30 or 4:00 PM today.

Started digitizing at about 10:00. Still digitizing. Haven't made a cut yet at 2:00 AM.

More as things develop.

November 4, 2008

Today I will believe that Mark Twain is smiling at us all.

Tomorrow I won't be able to believe it.

November 3, 2008

Today I voted for Barack Obama.

Today I felt some amount of optimism.

Today I made a vote for intelligence over bravura.

Statesmanship over bullying.

Please do the same.

October 28, 2008

Today I am waiting for status bars to complete. They mock me with their estimates.

October 15, 2008

Today I will use "health of the mother" to mean whatever I want!!!!!! It means ice cream right now! I'm having an abortion for ice cream!!!!!!!!

October 14, 2008

Today, amidst trying times, I will be happy to return to this blog where everybody knows my name.

October 10, 2008

Today, my jaw will drop when I see that the McCain campaign, essentially, defends the violent, extreme outbursts at their rallies.

http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/10/10/1529529.aspx

WTF???!!!!

October 9, 2008

Today, I will die for your sins. Then I will stuff my face with cheeseburgers made from Osbourne, the cow who died for your cows' sins. Shortly thereafter, I will vomit.

October 8, 2008

Today, I will institute a spending freeze on my cat. I don't have a cat, so it doesn't affect me.

October 6, 2008

Today, with little rest, I will make good on all of my promises. Including that one I made to Pakistan. And Uzbekistan. And Stan. Sorry buddy, I forgot to feed your dog last week, but I'll do it today!

October 3, 2008

Today I will debate Governor Palin on the topic of the appropriateness of sprinkling condescending folksiness into vague answers. I will debate the pro side and she will pretend to debate the con side while saying "y'all" and "you betcha" and looking distressed at the notion that there are actually people out there in the world who.... OMIGOD... hate America.

October 2, 2008

Today, you will destroy me. I will do nothing.

October 1, 2008

Today I will open a can of worms and let them crawl on the floor. I will regret my actions later that day.

September 30, 2008

Today I will egg my face.

September 29, 2008

Today, I will Atari my Commodore until I Apple II GS.

September 26, 2008

Today I will bail out of a plane and hope there's a huge ass pile of money below me.

September 25, 2008

Today I will mashed potato all over the kitchen and gravy my pants up.

September 24, 2008

Today I will celebrate hump day by growing a hump.

September 22, 2008

Today I will complain about the weather and my aching knees until the tide comes in and drowns me.

September 19, 2008

Today I will make an LOL Kitty by stuffing a Calico into my lungs while watching a Marx Brothers film.

September 18, 2008

Today I will punish Spain for trying to push Portugal into the sea, but allow Mexico to go unchallenged for its Yucatan Erection.

September 17, 2008

Today, my mind will be blown when I write down the date in numerical form.

9/17

9+1+7=17

Today is the 17th.

I will realize this holds true for all 9/1* dates.

And I will see the very face of God.

September 16, 2008

Today I will bash my head against a brick wall and hope that everything changes.

September 15, 2008

Today I will have a panic attack when I realize I'm not wearing a cumberbund with my speedo.

September 14, 2008

Today, I mourn the loss of David Foster Wallace. I am quite sad.

His thoughts on Kafka.

September 13, 2008

Today, I will beat up on a blanket to free the helpless pigs inside. Then I will put lipstick on them and accuse them of mocking Sarah Palin erroneously.

September 12, 2008

Today I will get a job. This blog has seen me get 2 jobs now. Weird.

September 11, 2008

Today I will remember Fred Hunt. If I could hold a pledge drive to bring him back to life, I would.

September 10, 2008

Today I will be inappropriately somber, thinking it is actually September 11.

September 9, 2008

Today I will use every part of the animal.

September 8, 2008

Today I will teach my dog all about abstinence and then neuter it so it doesn't embarrass me on the national stage.

September 7, 2008

Today I will make paper airplanes that can fly to the moon. I will be accused of running a monopoly which is ironic, since the airplanes are made of Monopoly money.

September 6, 2008

Today I will face my mirror to the side and examine its profile in order to determine if it has gained weight in the glass.

September 5, 2008

Today I will navigate the halls of justice on a big wheel and spell tort reform backwards on a mirror. Jack Nicholson will be involved.

September 4, 2008

Today, I will vomit up bullshit and go back to eat some more.

September 3, 2008

Today, I will fight the oligarchy by purchasing a single generic facial tissue and referring to it as a Kleenex.

September 2, 2008

Today, I will talk, think, and act like a creationist. I will do the world a favor by blowing my fucking brains out.

August 31, 2008

Today I will go into Labor ONE DAY ahead of schedule. Then I will give birth to a nascent dictatorship.

August 30, 2008

Today I will sleep in a tent and make very loud cackling sounds every thirty-six seconds. When I inevitably attract the crows, I will cower in fear of their ill omens.

August 29, 2008

Today I will celebrate the fictional anniversary of Skynet's destructive arrival onto the world.

August 28, 2008

Today I will hide my baubles from bitty birds who bite.

August 27, 2008

Today I will scream my head off. I'm not sure what I'll do after that. That seems like it's probably a point to stop and think about what to do next. But I don't know. I should probably plan to do more stuff. Maybe after screaming my head off, I can go shopping for ladles? Hm.

It's just that after screaming my head off, it seems difficult to do anything else with the same amount of vigor. I mean, what am I going to do? Shop for ladles my head off? Or whatever? I don't want to do something milquetoast or vague. Well, I guess I should just stick to the plan and see what comes up.



My head will come up off of my body.

But obviously "comes up" is a figure of speech.


Well, today I will scream my head off. And maybe shop for ladles. And a fruit basket. I'll throw that in the cart.

August 26, 2008

Today I will do a push-up and ponder the historical origins of this exercise while I catch my breath.

August 25, 2008

Today, I will shoot the moon. With playing cards. Fired from my playing card gun. I will use all suits, not just hearts. I believe this will curry favor with the Queen.

August 24, 2008

Today I will fry an egg, plant it in the ground, and show everyone the spot where my new eggplant will grow.

August 23, 2008

Today, I will announce that Joe Biden is my running mate for the 50 yard dash. I don't like to run alone.

August 22, 2008

Today, I will sip a Big Gulp of soda and gulp down a sipper cup of milk.

August 21, 2008

Today, I will use my mad BBQ skills to sacrifice a goat. Doesn't matter to what God.. one of them will respond. I'm hoping it's Benjamin Franklin.

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