Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Obsolete

Obviously things like facebook and twitter have completely rendered this blog obsolete. I will be shutting down again. If you're interested in what I'm doing, find me on twitter now. davidwester

Saturday, November 15, 2008

November 16, 2008 - Editor's Log

Changing things up in a more serious way rather than making glib statements and hoping for chuckles.

Editing a video in Kansas City for a project known as Whoop Dee Doo

Have 12 tapes, 1 deck and capture station, and 1 editing station in a hotel room in K.C.

Need a __ minute long demo of a performance done by about 3:30 or 4:00 PM today.

Started digitizing at about 10:00. Still digitizing. Haven't made a cut yet at 2:00 AM.

More as things develop.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

November 4, 2008

Today I will believe that Mark Twain is smiling at us all.

Tomorrow I won't be able to believe it.

Monday, November 3, 2008

November 3, 2008

Today I voted for Barack Obama.

Today I felt some amount of optimism.

Today I made a vote for intelligence over bravura.

Statesmanship over bullying.

Please do the same.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

October 28, 2008

Today I am waiting for status bars to complete. They mock me with their estimates.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

October 15, 2008

Today I will use "health of the mother" to mean whatever I want!!!!!! It means ice cream right now! I'm having an abortion for ice cream!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

October 14, 2008

Today, amidst trying times, I will be happy to return to this blog where everybody knows my name.

Friday, October 10, 2008

October 10, 2008

Today, my jaw will drop when I see that the McCain campaign, essentially, defends the violent, extreme outbursts at their rallies.

http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/10/10/1529529.aspx

WTF???!!!!

Thursday, October 9, 2008

October 9, 2008

Today, I will die for your sins. Then I will stuff my face with cheeseburgers made from Osbourne, the cow who died for your cows' sins. Shortly thereafter, I will vomit.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

October 8, 2008

Today, I will institute a spending freeze on my cat. I don't have a cat, so it doesn't affect me.

Monday, October 6, 2008

October 6, 2008

Today, with little rest, I will make good on all of my promises. Including that one I made to Pakistan. And Uzbekistan. And Stan. Sorry buddy, I forgot to feed your dog last week, but I'll do it today!

Friday, October 3, 2008

October 3, 2008

Today I will debate Governor Palin on the topic of the appropriateness of sprinkling condescending folksiness into vague answers. I will debate the pro side and she will pretend to debate the con side while saying "y'all" and "you betcha" and looking distressed at the notion that there are actually people out there in the world who.... OMIGOD... hate America.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

October 2, 2008

Today, you will destroy me. I will do nothing.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

October 1, 2008

Today I will open a can of worms and let them crawl on the floor. I will regret my actions later that day.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

September 30, 2008

Today I will egg my face.

Monday, September 29, 2008

September 29, 2008

Today, I will Atari my Commodore until I Apple II GS.

Friday, September 26, 2008

September 26, 2008

Today I will bail out of a plane and hope there's a huge ass pile of money below me.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

September 25, 2008

Today I will mashed potato all over the kitchen and gravy my pants up.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

September 24, 2008

Today I will celebrate hump day by growing a hump.

Monday, September 22, 2008

September 22, 2008

Today I will complain about the weather and my aching knees until the tide comes in and drowns me.