March 13, 2007

Today, I will stifle my urge to pet an adorable kitten.

March 12, 2007

Today, I will pick up where Captain America left off, making apple pies for our home-run heroes and arguing with the British Parliament about the proper way to exploit the dear indiginous peoples in our respective colonial empires. I will throw that tea right in their smug faces.

March 9-11, 2007

March 9
Today I will divide my M&Ms according to their color.

March 10
Today I will divide my cells according to their color.

March 11
Today, I will hear Martin Luther King's "I Have a Dream" speech and feel so very, very guilty.

March 8, 2007

Today, I will make friends with the dying cancerous troll living in my basement. I will bring him cookies, wash his sores, and change his bedpan. When he cries out, I will be there to help soothe his anguish. And when he finally expires, I will hold his hand to aid him on his journey.

Then, I will cleave his head off with his battle axe, drink his blood, and take his belongings for my own. Perhaps I will do these things because this is how his "people" do things, or maybe it's just that he's got a Nintendo Wii and blood that tastes like candy.

The First Poll Results: Welcome to My Jlog.

It was a close race, but "jlog" beat out "bloke" by 1 vote!

See the exciting results here!
http://vote.sparklit.com/poll.spark/1031813

Oh, and a new poll is ready for your joke-votes. Jotes?