May 23, 2007

Today, it being a Wednesday, I will practice the Electric Slide.

May 22, 2007

Today, I will spot Bigfoot on a spaceship and photograph nothing.

May 18, 2007

Today, I will weave a basket out of my hair and put my tears into it.

May 17, 2007

Today, I will be shocked to discover that John Turturro is in the Transformers movie.

Bonus content: Since I missed yesterday, I thought I'd note that I learned this from the new Transformers trailer and that the trailer features a part where the yellow car robot is getting electrocuted: this scene will undoubtedly make me weep like a baby if I ever actually see the film.

May 15, 2007

Today, I will celebrate the anniversary of my birth.