June 4, 2007

Today, I will spy on a satellite, just to keep things even between us.

June 1, 2007

Today, I will celebrate the first day of June by dancing naked around a Pole. His name is Andrzej.

May 31, 2007

Today, I will propose to a stranger and then get cold feet when I'm asked to "fuck off".

May 30, 2007

Today, I will slip on an apple peel and come to understand two rules of fruit-based falls:
bananas=hilarious
apples=very, very sad.

May 29, 2007

Today, I will study the way kittens look at me. For science.