Wednesday, October 8, 2008
October 8, 2008
Today, I will institute a spending freeze on my cat. I don't have a cat, so it doesn't affect me.
Monday, October 6, 2008
October 6, 2008
Today, with little rest, I will make good on all of my promises. Including that one I made to Pakistan. And Uzbekistan. And Stan. Sorry buddy, I forgot to feed your dog last week, but I'll do it today!
Friday, October 3, 2008
October 3, 2008
Today I will debate Governor Palin on the topic of the appropriateness of sprinkling condescending folksiness into vague answers. I will debate the pro side and she will pretend to debate the con side while saying "y'all" and "you betcha" and looking distressed at the notion that there are actually people out there in the world who.... OMIGOD... hate America.
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
October 1, 2008
Today I will open a can of worms and let them crawl on the floor. I will regret my actions later that day.
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