October 28, 2008

Today I am waiting for status bars to complete. They mock me with their estimates.

October 15, 2008

Today I will use "health of the mother" to mean whatever I want!!!!!! It means ice cream right now! I'm having an abortion for ice cream!!!!!!!!

October 14, 2008

Today, amidst trying times, I will be happy to return to this blog where everybody knows my name.

October 10, 2008

Today, my jaw will drop when I see that the McCain campaign, essentially, defends the violent, extreme outbursts at their rallies.

http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/10/10/1529529.aspx

WTF???!!!!

October 9, 2008

Today, I will die for your sins. Then I will stuff my face with cheeseburgers made from Osbourne, the cow who died for your cows' sins. Shortly thereafter, I will vomit.