Monday, April 30, 2007

April 30, 2007

Today, I don't have any ideas. I'm too stupid.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

April 28-29, 2007

April 28, 2007

Today, I will suck it up.

April 29, 2007

Today, I will blow it out my ass.

Friday, April 27, 2007

April 27, 2007

Today, I will fall down the stairs. Seriously. I will fall down the stairs and that's what will cause my black eye. Also, I will run into a door knob. Man, I'm clumsy. Help Me.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

April 26, 2007

Today, I will cut off my toes to spite my dance partner. Nobody puts my babies in a corner.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

April 25, 2005

Today, I will smell like a man.