May 31, 2007

Today, I will propose to a stranger and then get cold feet when I'm asked to "fuck off".

May 30, 2007

Today, I will slip on an apple peel and come to understand two rules of fruit-based falls:
bananas=hilarious
apples=very, very sad.

May 29, 2007

Today, I will study the way kittens look at me. For science.

May 23, 2007

Today, it being a Wednesday, I will practice the Electric Slide.

May 22, 2007

Today, I will spot Bigfoot on a spaceship and photograph nothing.