March 16-18

March 16
Today, I will stop what I'm doing when I off-handedly think that Stripe, from Gremlins, may have just been misunderstood and not merely the evil Gremlin I always assumed him to be. I will think about this for over 132 minutes.

March 17
Today, I will write a song about Stripe--about his pain, his dreams, his fears--entitled Sunlight Doesn't Hurt the Most and bad-mouth certain Howie Mandel voiced Mogwais to everyone who will listen.

March 18
Today, I will watch Gremlins 2: The New Batch and wonder what Zach Galligan is doing today and then scour the internet for over 132 minutes, looking for his e-mail address so I can ask him myself.