Tuesday, March 6, 2007

March 6, 2007

Today, I will put my name on a bunch of large asteroids in the hopes that one of them will head toward Earth. This will satisfy my overly grandiose feelings of importance to the world (one of whose side-effects is the very blog you are reading!) and will at least give me the chance to hear the sentence, "David Wester is threatening to destroy the world," play on the evening news.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Everyone should have the chance to hear that on the evening news at least once in their lives. That could be a great new side-job opportunity for a news anchor...

Keep up the hilarity

DMW said...

Thanks Adam. I plan to do this for the rest of the year at least.